<news><news_item><title>Gorilla Corporation acquires YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com</title><content><par>
        Today, Gorilla Corporation announced that it will purchase
        YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com. The shares of YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com
        dropped $3.00 as a result of this announcement.
      </par><par>
        As a result of this acquisition, the CEO of YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com
        Bill Smarts resigned. He did not announce what he will do next.
        Sources close to YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com hint that Bill Smarts
        might be taking a position in Foobar Corporation.
      </par><par>
        YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com is a leading systems integrator that enables
        <quote>brick and mortar</quote> companies to have a presence on the web.
      </par></content><date>1-20-2000</date><author>Mark Davis</author><news_agent>News Online</news_agent></news_item><news_item><title>Foobar Corporation releases its new line of Foo products today</title><content><par>
        Foobar Corporation releases the 20.9 version of its Foo products.
        The new version of Foo products solve known performance problems which
        existed in 20.8 line and increases the speed of Foo based products
        tenfold. It also allows wireless clients to be connected to the Foobar
        servers.
      </par><par>
        The President of Foobar Corporation announced that they were proud to
        release 20.9 version of Foo products and they will upgrade existing
        customers <footnote>where service agreements exist</footnote>
        promptly. TheAppCompany Inc. immediately announced that it
        will release the new version of its products to utilize the 20.9
        architecture within the next three months.
      </par><figure><title>Presidents of Foobar Corporation and TheAppCompany Inc. Shake Hands</title><image src="handshake.jpg"/></figure></content><date>1-20-2000</date><news_agent>Foobar Corporation</news_agent></news_item><news_item><title>Foobar Corporation is suing Gorilla Corporation for patent infringement </title><content><par>
        In surprising developments today, Foobar Corporation announced that
        it is suing Gorilla Corporation for patent infringement. The patents
        that were mentioned as part of the lawsuit are considered to be the
        basis of Foobar Corporation's <quote>Wireless Foo</quote> line of
        products.
      </par><par>
        The tension between Foobar and Gorilla Corporations has been increasing
        ever since the Gorilla Corporation acquired more than 40 engineers who
        have left Foobar Corporation, TheAppCompany Inc. and
        YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com over the past 3 months. The engineers who
        have left the Foobar corporation and its partners were rumored to be
        working on the next generation of server products and applications
        which will directly compete with Foobar's Foo 20.9 servers. Most of the
        engineers have relocated to Hawaii where the Gorilla Corporation's
        server development is located.
      </par></content><date>1-20-2000</date><news_agent>Reliable News Corporation</news_agent></news_item></news>
